your gossipy friend:
rose divorced fred, violet’s her new boo
sam’s still never wed – hey how are you?
your alcoholic friend:
roses are nice, violets are fine
but better than both is a bottle of wine
your facebook friend who is suddenly into multi-level marketing:
roses are red, violets are royal sky blue
sold by only paintco, but now you can too
your friend that loves pointing out plot holes:
rose could have said, “hey jack you look blue”
climb up on this door, cause there’s space for you too
your extremely argumentative and pedantic friend:
roses are red, violets are blue – no wait they’re violet…they are literally named violets
how dare you try to gaslight me into interpreting colors differently than they actually appear