TRUMP LOGIC: A DONALD TRUMP BRAIN SIMULATOR Something happens... who knows what?! !story.isInInventory('dummyObject') As you try to get it... It is clear that the inventory works! {{ story.putInInventory('dummyObject'); }} I watched a lot of Donald Trump interviews so that you wouldn't have to.
Let's find out what Donald Trump thinks about *Insert-Issue-Of-Choice-Here* How is this Obama's Fault?
He's Not Protecting Us From Those People • He Just Doesn't "Get It" • He's The Devil Which People?
The Mexicans • The Muslims • The Chinese • The Blacks • The Lefties Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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The Economy• Foreign Policy • Our Domestic Issues• Basic Family Values Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Reader's Note: This was made before this man was elected and updating it became an endlessly depressing chore...