Sometimes I feel like I missed a few mandatory classes on how to be an adult. Basic stuff like this is how you do taxes or this is how you make food that doesn’t come out of a box or this is how you put socks on like an adult. At this point I’m sure most of you are thinking “Come on Mo. There’s no adult or child way to put socks on.” And this is where I prove you wrong.
This is how a normal functioning adult puts sock on.
This is how I put socks on up until a few days ago.
It’s clearly the less efficient and less grown up way to put socks on.
I actually had a bit of a meltdown the day I figured this whole sock thing out because if I’m still putting socks on like a child with over two decades of practice then I am not on pace to survive. Am I ever going to understand fixed and variable rate mortgages? No, I’m gonna be homeless.